RACKIN' UP LOOT WITH A CART PEN!

Yo, lemme break it down for ya. Ain't nothin' cooler than hittin' the shelves with a cart pen. This ain't your mama's stationery set, this is the real deal. We talkin' 'bout tappin' those price tags right off the goods. Then you just vroom on out with your loot, fast as a gazelle. Ain't no store security officer gonna stop ya when you got this con